In Memoriam: David Michael Outlaw 13/7/1969 - 30/6/1990

Today is an unhappy day for me, its 20 years since the passing of my friend and lover David. Though not many days go by now that I dont think of him , this is a startling reminder of how much we should cherish the ones we love that are still with us.

Some things I will miss:

• If he laughed then it meant that something was really funny.
• He didn't really like my music, but listened anyway....if he had too.
• Couldn't cook to save his life.
• Had more ideas a day than I had in a year.
• Could make his eye's twinkle on demand, true.
• Could never get his hair the way he wanted it.
• Never did work out how exactly to stand when in public, hand on hip or not.
• The look he gave me if he saw me across a room or backyard BBQ, it said "hey here I am".
• And a cheeky grin that was meant just for me.

Goodnight Sweet Prince

Rudd vs Gillard

Are We That Stupid

So Julia Gillard is going to challenge one of the most popular Prime ministers Australia has had in 12 years is she, and months out from an election they will probably win. Perhaps she'll throw herself bodily out of a 10th storey window to follow. Even Peter Costello wouldn't take the chance to overthrow John Howard before an election, even though Johnny was less popular than Tony Abbotts bike pants. 'The dribbling masses are up in arms' they say, about taxing the poor mining companies, 'what next' the working unwashed say "will Rudd he be going after the poor banks".

And these mining companies are really upset, after all, they have been such great supporters of the Labour party and only had a 35% increase in commodity prices last year.

..........BREAKING NEWS.............................................................................................................................

Wilson Tuckey slated to challenge that bloke that is the leader of the Liberal opposition.
You know, the one that likes to wear bike shorts. Ex-priest. Very butch........for Canberra.

Not Wilson! the other one that looks like he's looking over your shoulder at a dog he wants to fondle.
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Bring back Paul Keating. He would have called a press conference and said.."Look you idiots go back and talk to your Liberal party mates and come up with a better story to run, or even tell the slimy little bastards to get out and find ......SOME POLICIES OF THEIR OWN".
But they have lets get New Choices 2 the sequel Tony and the Pacific Star Cruise Solution

.......................................................................................................................................................................... Re: Rudd vs Gillard

APOLOGY

Ok that's it. I now have to admit I no F*#k all about politics. Julia Gillard rolls the first Prime Minister the Australian people have liked in 50 years. Tony Abbott apparently pulled out his ballet gear to dance around his office.
I'm relieved really, at least we know who is really in control of the country and that's the mining companies and the unions.
So in summing up I would like to admit a few other things I know F*#k all about:

Movies
Literature
Car driving
Truck driving
The weather
French speakun
Sperm whales
Science
Space travel
Tony Abbott
The Labour Party
Julia Gillard
Tim Tams
Beer drinking
Everything
Nothing
The war

Lousy Planet Dying

Global Warming
So if the planet is warming why is it so bloody cold and rainy and shitty in Queensland. Beautiful one day perfect the next, bloody Daryl 'lying bastard' Summers. He only got the gig 'cos his name is Summers, I know I didn't use the correct spelling, just in case one of you walking dictionaries notices.
Anyway global warming is all rubbish, just a plot to get us all to buy electric cars. A plot I hear you say, by who. That dastardly little Duracell bunny and his henchmen...

Misinformation

MisinformationToday's topic is stupid monkey emails that float around every election time. Like the following:

Kevin Rudd is an alien.
Barnaby Joyce is an alien.
Tony Abbot is a human.
Elephants make great house pets, but they are all aliens.
Voting is compulsory.
The labour Party is just a front for the Liberal party.
The labour Part owns and runs Facebook and Twitter to steal our info.
The Labour Party actually knows what facebook is.
The Liberal Party is actually a front for the mining companies.
The Liberal Party likes to party.
Tony Abbott likes to party.
Tony Abbott looks good in bike shorts.
Bike shorts are a dead giveaway that your an alien.

So read all emails with a pinch of salt, perhaps chicken salt. And a nice Chianti.