Christmas you would think this would be my time of the year. Well it would be if the polar caps weren't melting and I didn't have to walk around with wet paws all day. The seals are all buggering off and I have to go fishing all the time, I bloody hate fishing. And if I see one more busload of Japanese tourist I'm going into town and do some growling. I saw the guys from the zoo the other day so I tried to flag them down,well it would be better than fishing all the time. Just jump in the water and paw at the mirror like a budgie a bit and they supply the fish, no seal of course because that would be cruel. I bet the fish don't get to excited about being eaten by an 11 foot long bear with huge teeth either. So you want my thoughts on Xmas, they're much the same as my thoughts on the entire year gone by, you can "shove it up your arse". Oh and a happy new year.
Sincerely
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